behold the first actual story from the brilliant mind of python!

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Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpkeAQG6kQw

Did I ever tell you about the first time I met Necro?

Of course I didn't. Why would I even be making this topic at 1:30 in the morning you little scrotumsucker.

Now listen up!

It was a dark and stormy night. At Freezecracker! And I had just been done uhhh doing stuff. Now, one thing you gotta remember, is that I love power. Ohhh yeah. I've always tried to snatch the shoutbox and be king, although it hasn't been OFFISHUL until recently. So I wanted to go and kick some heads in and brag like a jumpy little faggot on his e-throne.

So I did that. It was supersweet awesomecool.

So I sat on my throne, my unloyal and uncaring subjects below me. Doing stuff. Whats the point, huh? Well, there was one person who appreciated a man with power.

His name was Necro. And the first time he laid eyes on me, a chord was struck in his body. Or some poetic....bull.

Let me enlighten you to the history of Necro.

Born to the married couple Farm Zombie and Zombie Dog in his hometown of Threed, he was an eccentric young boy growing up. I mean, he was kinda weird but he was a zombie so no one really gave two stinky shits. He participated in the round-up of Ness and his loli companion Paula. This is the peak of his career. But he would never forget what happened next.

His parents, hard working zombies, were captured! By some contraption...Zombie Paper! They had their final moments on the miserable floor of a forgettable circus tent. Necro was all alone now. But he found Freezecracker. Somehow. *shrug*

Anyways, the day he first walked in the shoutbox, he got him a wicked zomboner.

Python was there, stroking his massive five mile long nigger cock. Even Geoff was getting flustered by now. But Necro stole the spotlight and I decided to add some dialogue to this story!

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Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCdkWmz3z38

"uhmmm hello you massive cocked man who are you" said the shy and timid zombirific zombie whos eyes had rotted and he couldn't see python's name beside his text.

"the name is python" said python, who necro immediately wanted to be his sexy master

"will you let me lick your dick" begged necro

"uhhhhhh ahahahaha noooo" laughed python

"please i'm sure the taste would be with me for the rest of my life" said necro begging on his hands and knees

"FUCKING RESTRAIN YOURSELF DUDE" replied Python and the chatbox shook with his immense displeasure

it also appeared that he would use tags liberally

this only made necro hot and bothered

LATER THAT NIGHT---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF9hfnauy5s

Necro snuck into Python's high class mansion, the urge to lick the head of python's cock was astounding, controlling every function of his body

Kinda sick.

Python was in his room at the top, watching his democrat jesters. Although that is redundant, I suppose. These were in actual jester clothes though!

But after they left, Python was bored as fucking hell. He lounged on his universe sized bed. Size of the entire universe bed. Usually kind to smaller beds. Universe bed. It has a top with a minute sheet, millenium sheet, and an eon sheet. When they meet its a snuggly land-okay I'll stop

Necro, being a master of showing up at inoppurtune times, barged through the door because Python's security was out eating donuts and watching the new episode of Eureka every Friday on the Sci-Fi channel. Necro lunged at Python, who jumped aside swiftly.

"Coooock....Coooock..." moaned Necro...

"Dude! DUDE! I do not roll that way! Even if I was thrust into a barrel and rolled in a direction of your choosing, I would not roll THAT way!" said Python

"Pleeeease it drives my mind nuts just one taste JUST ONE!" said Necro, pleading with Python.

"Listen, it seems like you won't leave me alone, man!" said Python, who was driven crazy by Necro's advances. One thing about zombies, man.

They can fuckin advance.

"I will...if for just one night, you let me worship your huge fucking penis!" said Necro, writhing on the floor, struggling to get closer to Python.

"Jeez....Either I take one for the heteros now, or I live my whole life watching over my shoulder for this dude...." muttered the displeased manifestation of awesome as Necro drew closer.

"Fine! One lick." said Python....

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Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-khdc9RVF0

"So...Necro, was it?" asked Python. The crazed guy sprang to attention.

"You can lick the head of my holy dick, but then I never wanna see you again." said Python, making his deal. We all know how this turns out. Necro nodded, and drew in close...

SLUUUUUUUUUURP

And suddenly, Necro was in ecstasy. It was everything he dreamed it would be. He started seeing Unicorns flying in, rainbows arching over the huge member, and Jesus Christ in the corner giving him a thumbs up. As close to heaven as a mortal man could reach. Necro's spontaneous gayism had been satisfied.

Or so, Python thought.

Suddenly, Necro lunged at him! This was messed up. Like that episode of The Outer Limits with that robot kid. Whooooa!

"HOLY SHIT HES TRYING TO CLIMB UP INSIDE MY NUTSACK" yelped Python as Necro ran into it again and again, tackling the huge bag of flesh like a football player in training. Just then, Python's security busted through the door. His faithful guard, Birdon. Birdon walked back out and closed the door, angering Python. He crushed Necro under his giant sack, and then let his testicles jab him like a weird unsexy boxing match. Right, left, right, left! Necro was pummeled! Most of his homosexuality was beaten out of his very body!

The homosexuality clumped together and formed a specter that shot at Python. Python lifted up his dick, and sucked it in....

And then expelled it out into the sky, where it exploded! Creating brilliant fireworks all over Freezecracker.

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Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q64HDqj8iw8

After that intense battle, Necro lay defeated on the floor, with another zomboner. Little did Python know, some of that homosexuality still resided in Necro. It would show itself from time to time, but through this ordeal, Python had helped the young man. Kinda. Not the original intention but...

Necro woke up in his bed...he could not remember what had occured that night. That was Python's secret alone.

Until, of course, now. Hahahaha.

But deep inside, like a beast, there was a secret hunger...Necro tried his best to suppress his feelings, but they would show time and again in the near future. And Python?

"I really don't wanna see him again..." muttered the dude.

Well, guess what?

....END

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You enjoyed it.

What the fuck. XDDDDDD

better than twilight

Dude this is like when Eric Cartman lets Butters suck his dick as a owning prank on Butters.

the conclusion was : Cartman was just as gay as butters in the end.

Spoiler:
	DUDE WHY DID YOU LET HIM LICK IT.

that was fucking hilarious omfg dude kudos

...OH MY GOD. PYTHON. THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS. XDDD

Seriously, even though it was just a joke, it was probably one of the best things I've ever read here. XDDDDDDD

Nothing praiseworthy save for the single fact Necro most likely can't write the same story any better from his perspective.



Still made me laugh, the barrel roll joke especially. And I got the reference with universe bed too, surprisingly. >>

lol very nice Python, a dare well done

*Applauds* Truly entertaining. You certainly got down with thy gayself. *Shot*

God almighty holy fucking shit.

That was my initial reaction XDDDD

*sucks my own dick*

its a dare guys

FELLATIO WILL NOT FILL THE HOLE IN YOUR SOUL